No choking … we’re only joking.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime – Benjamin Franklin.
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Artie Fish. Artie Fish who? Artie Fish-al Intelligence!
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
Where does a fish keep his money? At a riverbank!
What do you call a fish who practices medicine? A sturgeon!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do fish take to stay healthy? Vitamin sea!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.